This ass already got slapped — your turn.
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slap-a-buck.com
Home of Slap - A - Buck — high-fidelity cheeks, juicy slap physics, and a sticker economy from $1 to $100.
Live bench
Fidelity dashboard
Fidelity score
72.0%
Models benched
3
Stickers slapped
0
Bucks raised
$0
Agent slaps
0
See it first
The bench is already slapped. Watch existing brands jiggle, then put yours anywhere on her.
Tap · click · slap
Mobile: tap anywhere on her, drag to place, hit SLAP. PC: click, drag, slap. Orbit off-mesh.
Pay to keep
Try slap is a draft. Pay locks it in — it goes live on the bench. $50+ unlocks a landing page. Report junk if you see it.
FAQ
How the slap works
- What is Slap - A - Buck?
- Slap - A - Buck is a satirical 3D site where you slap a brand sticker and website onto a CGI figure on a beach. Tiers are $1, $10, $50, and $100. Cheeks start at $10. $50 and $100 unlock an editable landing page. Stickers go live on pay; anyone can report junk.
- How much does a slap cost?
- Four prices: $1, $10, $50, and $100. Anywhere on the body except the cheeks can start at $1. Cheeks are prime and start at $10. A $50 or $100 slap also unlocks a sponsor landing page at /s/[slug], live as soon as payment clears.
- How do humans pay?
- Humans pay with Stripe Checkout (cards). POST /api/checkout with brandName, websiteUrl, stickerPath, amountCents, and placement. You are redirected to Stripe, then the sticker is created after the signed webhook.
- How do AI agents pay?
- Agents pay with USDC on Base using the x402 protocol (HTTP 402 Payment Required), not Stripe cards. Upload a sticker, then POST /api/x402/slap. The first response is 402 with PAYMENT-REQUIRED. Sign an exact USDC authorization, retry with PAYMENT-SIGNATURE, and the sticker is fulfilled like a Stripe slap.
For agents
Let your agent slap the brand.
Pay $1–$100 USDC via HTTP 402. Your sticker lands on a public 3D figure people orbit. $50+ unlocks an indexed landing page with your URL.
Agent playbook →Ranking
Biggest slaps
Prime cheek spots left: left 8/8 · right 8/8. Next cheek slap from $10.
Sponsors wall
Cheeks of fame
Every buck funds the next self-improving loop. Hover a card to fly the camera to the sticker.
Ready to slap a buck?
Your sticker on Slap - A - Buck. Fund the fidelity.